Star Spangled--kids?

[stephrogers]

Stolen from capfanboy who stole it from thorgi who stole this from taser_warrior. Reply with your character and I will give you the following about their first born:

A. Name:
B. Circumstances of Conception:
C. PB:
D. Three Random Facts:

Comments

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

Wendy? Anna Hathaway? Really?

I feel as if somewhere, someone has written that fanfic already...

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

Problem?

And there might be fic somewhere on the internets of Howard and Steph spawn. Idk.. you'd have to dig.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

It's the Anna Hathaway thing. I see that PB everywhere on LJ and I just... I don't know, I expect Howard/Steph spawn to be teensier. Unless she got the super soldier serum/the immortality serum Howard cooked up, which could be its own weirdness and make for a nightmarish terrible twos. (A toddler + regeneration factor = never sleeping kid.)

I would read the fuck out of that. How did I end up shipping this in like, a day and a half? XD

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

OH you were expecting wee one. I don't know that many kid actors...?

ANYHOW. WRITE THIS FIC. please. >>

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

Picture teensy!spawn. It's always cuter. And it'd be great because Howard does not know how to handle kids, at all. Meanwhile Steph would just be an awesome mom and he's like... "But I've been reading books on the science of parenting and everything! Why isn't it working?!"

If school wasn't running me ragged I would. And I would be proud to. But. SO MANY PAPERS. @_@

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO. NOT PAPERS!

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

also, every scenario points Steph as the best mom ever lol

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

Steph is always the best mom ever. Howard... is sometimes maybe sort of competent at fatherhood, at best.

Also, while not super teensy, observe the child/preteen adorable PB I picture as Howard and Steph's little darling: http://www.hollow-art.com/base/isabelle-fuhrman

Note the dorkiness, which means she must surely be theirs, and the elegance, which means she's totally's Steph's. And the pout face, which is a requirement for all Starks.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

LOL elegance. Definitely not something Steph associates herself with.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

There's nothing more elegant than beating people up and then smiling that winning smile. At least in Howard's eyes. He's a hopeless romantic underneath that layer of not knowing what romance is.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

and what's wrong with Wendy? >>

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

Instantly thought of Peter Pan. Then of Howard taking Peter aside and explaining how 'the science doesn't add up!' and crushing his spirit forever.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

LOL awww. Steph might intervene.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

God, let's hope so. Otherwise Howard scientifically disproves the existence of fairies and they all drop dead on the spot.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

Awww poor faeries. This fix needs to happen. Just Wendy in. their lives.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

I kind of want to make an account for Wendy but Steph and Howard haven't even made out yet. I may be behind in biology, but I'm pretty sure they need to at least quit bickering before child production happens.

(Also: Tiny Wendy asks the Where Do Babies Come From question. Howard immediately tells her to go ask her mother. Hilarity ensues as he silently mouths to Stephanie 'where is that question even coming from?!' and panics.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

Apology fondue. [sage nod]

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

But who starts the fonduing? They're both so awkward and unyielding sometimes.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they're great in the war room, out of it, they are awkward.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

I predict suitably dorky kids. It seems like the only option that makes sense.

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

Or they could end up being the cheerleader that's a part of the science bowl team.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

And now I'm picturing Howard getting twitchy over how short cheerleading outfits are. "Steph, I was a teenage boy once. I know what those boys will be thinking when they look at our baby girl in one of these."

[msrogers.livejournal.com]

could be her fathers daughter: FLIRT WITH ALL THE BOYS.

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

I wonder how Steph'll take that. XD

[au-avenger.livejournal.com]

Also, what if we went with blonde!spawn instead of brunette?

http://www.hollow-art.com/base/zoe-kimball

Now, she looks like a 'whoo hoo life is awesome!' Wendy. Note the right amount of beautiful and dork that make her obviously her parent's daughter, the overly cool haircut and glasses that make her Howard's and the fearless jumping into a lake my mind somehow tells me Stephanie would do if given the chance.